Sunday, December 7, 2008

A more palatable Bill Plaschke!

As (UC)LA Times reporter Bill Plaschke "salt and peppered" his way through his article, I aim to make today's article more "palatable" to USC Trojan readers.

Just insert these different words as you read Bill Plaschke's "Bruins live to fight another day next fall".

Insertions:

1. "Thugs" for "Bruins"
2. "Dirty late hits" for "outfought"
3. "Assaulted twice" (but stopped short of battery) for "charged twice"
4. "Unsportsmanlike" for "peppering"
5. "Obnoxious" for "salty"

BON APETIT TROJANS!!!

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